Not Envious of Lovers or Immortals—Just Envious of President Li Every Day

Former fishmonger Li Huowang dies and is condemned to three centuries in the Mountain of Knives Hell—until a mysterious contract shatters his chains and hurls him back to the living world. His first mission? Survive seven days hunted by killer fish that can end him with a single bite. Barely making it out alive, he earns an evolving fish companion and ten contract points to upgrade his body, skills, and gear. Each new contract escalates the stakes: battling inside the King of Glory game for legendary equipment, spending a week in a haunted mansion cooking ghosts with an Ox-Head spirit, and rac…