The Longevity Chronicle: Reborn as an Old Eunuch

One lightning strike, one cosmic joke: playboy Qin Shou wakes up as a eunuch in the Han Dynasty palace, two thousand years in the past. His cheat? A "Rejuvenation" system promising eternal life—with a cruel twist. He can only activate it by dying of natural causes. Murder or illness means true death. Worse, every reset drags him back to an 8-year-old body. A womanizer stripped of his manhood, forced to navigate deadly palace intrigue as a child with an adult's cunning. Can he outwit emperors, survive court conspiracies, and unlock true immortality without losing his mind? Dark comedy meets his…