Evil Naruto, Turn Back Now

Is it wrong that I, Naruto, went dark? What's wrong with this Konoha—daring to make me, the strongest jinchuriki, take crap? Are your heads chamber pots? I've awakened the "Repent and Turn Back" system, and it's trying day and night to set me straight. Third Hokage, Danzo, Orochimaru—stop being ninja world nesting dolls! Sasuke, Neji, Gaara—if we don't overthrow this world, are we waiting to die? Nagato, Obito—either of you dares to say "pain" and I'll punch you! Madara, you'd better not start dancing. The ninja world answers to me now!