Failed Ascension? I'll Build the Strongest Spirit Guild Instead!

A yellow weasel's divine ascension goes catastrophically wrong—now she's stuck as a golden-haired beauty with a ticking lifespan and a guild of misfits nobody wants. Her inheritance? A tail-less hedgehog, a toothless fox, a pregnant python, and a mouse with terminal cough. The spirit world laughs, but she's got other plans. In an age where divine energy fades and cultivation grows harder, she'll turn these rejects into legends. Collect mythical beasts, rake in fortunes, and storm the gates of the ancient villain who sabotaged her ascension. When he finally cracks under pressure, she'll prove s…