The Tyrant Who Banished Me Now Watches My Modern Life—And He's Losing It

I failed my mission to win over the emperor, so the system hit me with the ultimate punishment: livestreaming my modern life directly to ancient times. Now the tyrant I helped put on the throne watches me dance in a spaghetti-strap dress at a neon-lit club—and he's absolutely losing his mind. He calls me indecent. I just smile and pan my camera to the glowing city streets. "Wait, it's nighttime? Are those luminous pearls? How are they so bright?" Me: "Light bulbs." "A device that lets voices travel thousands of miles? What sorcery is this?" Me: "A phone." "Why are women dressed so brazenly, wa…