Farming in the Cultivation World: Immortal Emperors Fight to Be My Farmhands

Overworked programmer Lin Chen dies and wakes up in a cultivation world—only to discover he's cursed with a "Heavenly Dao Abandoned Body" that blocks all cultivation. Resigned to his fate, he retreats to a remote mountain village to live as a simple farmer. But everything he touches defies heaven itself: his pears grant instant enlightenment, his pet dog terrifies demon kings with a single glance, and a throwaway straw rope becomes a legendary artifact. Unbeknownst to Lin Chen, the snotty kid next door is a future Chaos Dao Body, and the old chess player down the lane is a hidden sword immorta…