Fellow Daoist, Stay Your Hand! No Refunds on This Scam

Lin Fan died a risk manager and reborn a nobody—bullied, broke, and bottom-tier in a ruthless cultivation world. Armed with a snarky system spirit and a life philosophy of 'survival over glory,' he masters the art of strategic cowardice. While genius disciples duel for honor, he surrenders on sight—and walks away richer. While heroes storm secret realms, he sneaks in through the back door and lets treasures fall into his lap. When demon lords threaten the realm, he hides in the shadows with one lethal phrase: 'Fellow Daoist, please stay awhile…' Harmless? Think again. This is cultivation for t…