I Joked About Marriage, He Gave Me His Heart

She's labeled the most beautiful waste in the martial world—too lazy to fight, too carefree to care. He Qingyan's strategy? If enemies don't attack, neither does she. If they steal her things, she lets them go. While her companions bleed on the battlefield, she munches snacks in the back. A villa master once mocked her: "I thought your pacifism had depth. Turns out you just love watching chaos unfold." But when a crew of unreasonable bastards can't survive without her, she finally unsheathes her sword—and the world freezes in shock. "Wait... weren't you supposed to be useless?" He Qingyan just…