Genshin: The Abyss Order's Duke Slacks Off Again

You ask me what it's like to be reincarnated as a cunning yet gentle Abyss Duke? Well, let me just say—can I please get some actual work done?! First I'm a琉璃 Knight, then I intercept the Sky Lyre—what is even happening?! Kong: "Ziyar... could you come here for a second?" Ziyar: "Hey hey hey! Bro Kong, what are you doing?!" Kong: "I saw this in your manga—isn't it called a 'wall slam'?" Ziyar: "Bro Kong, won't your sister get mad?!" Kong: "Isn't this just friendly contact between friends? Why would my sister be mad?" Ziyar: "..." Tartaglia: "So you're the one impersonating a Fatu…