Hogwarts: Who Says a Bork Can't Skip Alchemy?

Step into a Hogwarts where nothing is as it seems—a world of scheming wizards, hidden agendas, and tangled relationships. When a clever newcomer arrives with zero interest in alchemy, they're about to shake up the established order. From Lucius's wealth-flaunting vanity to Severus's ice-cold pragmatism, from Voldemort's theatrical tantrums to Gellert's quiet beekeeping empire, every wizard has secrets worth uncovering. Romance blooms in unexpected places, loyalties shift like quicksand, and Dumbledore? He's already given up. A character-driven journey through magical politics, complex relation…