Hogwarts: Who Brings a Crowbar to a Wizard Duel?

Reborn into the Harry Potter universe, Kevin grows up in a Muggle orphanage with zero clue about magic—until his Hogwarts letter arrives on his 11th birthday. What should be a whimsical second chance at life quickly spirals into chaos as he's pulled deeper into the wizarding world's darkest conflicts. While Snape dismisses him as an arrogant upstart and Dumbledore praises his loyalty, Voldemort has a very different opinion: this "despicable scoundrel" has ambushed every single one of his Horcruxes with a crowbar! When wands fail, sometimes Muggle ingenuity wins.