Host, Shut Up! This System Is Poison!

A meteor. A system. A catastrophic mistake. Niu Le's peaceful cultivation life shatters when a cosmic entity crashes into his body, banishing him to the Ten Absolute Forbidden Lands—the deadliest places in existence. Raised by a righteous Daoist master, Niu Le thought he'd live a simple life of sword training and demon-slaying. Instead, he's stuck with a sarcastic, boundary-pushing system that turns every heroic moment into chaos. When he leaps to save a fellow disciple from certain death, what should be a noble sacrifice becomes the start of an absurd, laughter-filled journey through forbidde…