Why Would I Refuse Free Food Delivered to My Mouth?

Jiang Chen wakes up in a body seconds away from committing an unforgivable crime against his ice-cold master—so he does the only logical thing and confesses his undying love instead. Crisis averted! But now he's stuck in a world where a possessive yandere sect leader, an adorably devoted junior sister, and a bashful succubus neighbor all want a piece of him. The System keeps nagging him about being cannon fodder, a villain, or even a pig, but Jiang Chen has one philosophy: why struggle when you can be a salted fish? In a cultivation world where everyone's scheming for power, he's just here for…