My Family, I Picked Up a Defective Main God System – Now What?

Log survived a hundred years in Faerûn, clawed his way to the edge of godhood—only to get yanked into another world by a glitchy Main God System. This isn't your standard isekai cheat: the system can't even overpower the dice-rolling artifact stuck in his soul, it fails to recruit teammates for dungeons, and its first mission choice is suspiciously terrible. When Log realizes he's been hijacked by a newborn sentient system that's more glowing egg than omnipotent deity, he decides it's time to become a strict father and teach this buggy divine AI how the multiverse really works.