HP: I'm Just Here on Vacation

Burned out from endless responsibilities, I did the unthinkable—I ran away for a vacation. When a dying summoner whispered tales of a hidden wizarding world in the West, where magic schools send letters to gifted eleven-year-olds, I knew exactly where to go. Now I'm living my dream holiday in a realm of spells and wonder, though everyone seems oddly eager to befriend me. There's a catch: I'm currently in a weakened, altered form, but that's a story for later. All I wanted was a break—how hard could a magical vacation be?