HP: The Trash Wizard's Guide to Matchmaking Your Parents

What if Dumbledore and Grindelwald had a daughter—and she was absolutely unhinged? Meet Alison Grindelwald: Slytherin troublemaker, dark magic enthusiast, and self-appointed matchmaker for her emotionally constipated wizard dads. Trapped in video game worlds before landing in the HP universe, she's armed with gaming skills, zero romantic interest, and one mission: get her parents back together. This chaotic, hilarious romp follows a cynical girl with a secretly soft heart as she navigates Hogwarts, trolls Snape, and questions why anyone would bother saving a world that won't save itself. Pure…