I, An 8-Foot Baby, Broke the System!

The system was supposed to arrive when Lin Yi turned two. It finally showed up twenty-three years late—right after he'd survived three soul-crushing years as a corporate slave. Now at twenty-five, Lin Yi's bound to a glitchy "baby development system" that treats him like a toddler despite his adult body. Complete adorable tasks like naptime and playtime to unlock godlike powers? Sure, why not. The system's having an existential crisis, Lin Yi's becoming an overpowered "human cub," and reality itself is starting to crack under the absurdity. When your cheat code arrives two decades late, all be…