I Never Transmigrated—Why Is My System Making Me Slay Demons?

Lin Zihao's golden ticket to success comes with a fatal glitch: his inherited system thinks he's been transported to a fantasy world—when he's still stuck in modern reality. The quests? Cultivate legendary martial arts and slay otherworldly demons. The problem? He's just a regular office drone. But here's the kicker—those impossible missions are hilariously easy to complete in the real world. Suddenly, nursing home visits become training grounds, and kindergarten pickups turn into power-leveling sessions. Armed with the Nine Yang Divine Skill, Star-Sucking Technique, and other mythical abiliti…