I Don't Want to Be a Skeleton Soldier!

Thrust into a virtual world as the lowliest of undead minions, our reluctant hero must claw his way from skeleton grunt to something—anything—more respectable. Armed with wit, determination, and an unshakeable refusal to accept his bony fate, he'll exploit every game mechanic, forge unlikely alliances, and defy the system itself. Because in a world where death is just the beginning, being stuck as cannon fodder is a fate worse than respawning.