I Just Want to Be a Salted Fish, But the Young Miss Keeps Spoon-Feeding Me

All he wants is a peaceful, lazy life with his virtual waifu—but fate has other plans. A parade of beautiful young ladies won't leave him alone, insisting on spoon-feeding him, pampering him, and dragging him into their lives. He tries to escape, to hide, to become the ultimate slacker—but there's no running from their relentless affection. Can a man truly live as a salted fish when the world refuses to let him rest?