I Just Want to Play Games Honestly, Why Force Me to Ascend?

One dungeon run away from death, Zhou Yan gets bound to the buggiest game system imaginable—and suddenly everyone thinks he's a cultivation prodigy. He's just here for the free meals and easy life, but when a genius's full-power strike fails to move him, the cultivation world loses its mind. They call him an innate sacred body. Truth? That punch drained 99% of his HP, and he's screaming internally. His 'peerless immortal eyes' that see through all deception? Just cosmetic eye effects he forgot to toggle off, plus a handy minimap. Now he's exploiting game glitches, clipping through walls, and a…