I'll Just Make a Crappy Game—What's This Supreme Mythology Nonsense?!

Mei Qian just wanted to coast as a primordial god, but hungry deities had other plans. Enter: a game design system with the most ridiculous quests imaginable. Train players until they develop 'iron fists'? More like flipping tables in rage. Harvest 5,000 tears to unlock contracts? Easy—just traumatize them with soul-crushing gameplay. What starts as lazy survival becomes an empire of suffering, where players evolve into 'Ruined Kings' drowning in negativity... and even the gods can't escape his twisted creations.