I Just Want to Go Bankrupt and Cultivate Immortality!

Wu Cai's dream of becoming an immortal cultivator crashes when he transmigrates and receives the worst possible golden finger: a Richest Man System that won't let him cultivate until he goes completely broke. His brilliant plan? Sabotage every business venture by picking terrible locations, hiring lazy staff, and bleeding money on premium ingredients. There's just one problem—every catastrophic decision somehow turns into a runaway success! The remote restaurant becomes a viral sensation. His 'worst' investments multiply overnight. As his fortune explodes and cultivation slips further away, Wu…