Mortal Body, Slacker System—But I Refuse to Lie Flat!

Corporate slave Lin Fan perfected the art of slacking off in his 996 hellscape—until he literally died from lying flat at his desk. Reborn in a cultivation world with zero talent and a "mortal body," he's cursed with the Strongest Slacking System that rewards him for doing absolutely nothing. The system's promise? Automatic power-ups just for lounging around. Lin Fan's response? Absolutely not. When the system screams "slack off," he trains at dawn. When it begs him to avoid trouble, he charges headfirst into danger. In a world where everyone chases immortality through ruthless cultivation, on…