I'm Not a Simp, She's Just Paying Too Well

When struggling college student Li Fei gets kidnapped by a gorgeous woman with a watermelon knife, his life takes an absurd turn. She offers him money—lots of it—to pretend to be her boyfriend. What starts as a simple transaction spirals into a chaotic web of fake relationships, real feelings, and increasingly ridiculous situations. As the cash keeps rolling in, Li Fei insists he's not being played... but is he fooling anyone, including himself?