I'm Really Not a Pit God

When Meng Long's bizarre system forces him to complete the most humiliating missions imaginable, survival becomes a comedy of errors. "Make the skeleton monster call you Grandpa or lose half your points!" His reward? A legendary thousand-year sarira. The catch? Getting pummeled by creatures who don't appreciate his politeness. Armed with nothing but audacity and a system determined to ruin his dignity, Meng Long navigates a world where every quest is more absurd than the last. Will he rise as a hero, or will his shameless antics cement his reputation as the ultimate pit god?