I Kidnapped the Little Grass God (and She's Coming Home with Me)

Liu Bai didn't plan on becoming a Fatui Harbinger—but three freezing years in Snezhnaya will change anyone's career goals. Now the Tsaritsa wants him to steal divine Gnoses, but why settle for trinkets when you can bring home actual gods? His first target: Nahida, the adorable Dendro Archon who's way too sheltered for her own good. One impulsive jailbreak later, Liu Bai's dragging a confused deity across Teyvat while dodging assassination attempts and trying to explain why kidnapping counts as 'rescuing.' The Tsaritsa's going to love this... right?