I Really Don't Want to Be a Novelist!

Three failed novels. Zero readers. Rock bottom. When washed-up author Ji Zhu receives a mysterious system, he thinks his luck has finally turned—write a bestseller, gain attribute points! But there's a catch: failing a book only rewards him with cold, hard cash. Fine. If he can't write a hit, he'll deliberately tank every manuscript and retire rich! Except the universe has other plans. His 'guaranteed flops' become viral sensations. His sarcastic advice gets twisted into inspirational quotes. No matter how hard he tries to fail, success keeps chasing him down. Welcome to the most frustrating w…