I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality!

Xu Xian never asked for the cultivator's life—endless hardship, grueling training, and life-or-death trials aren't exactly his idea of a good time. When a mysterious master asks if he wishes to cultivate, his answer is perfectly clear: "Cultivation? Sure. Suffering? Hard pass!" But in a world where immortality beckons and danger lurks at every turn, can our reluctant hero really avoid the path of cultivation? A hilarious journey begins as Xu Xian tries every trick to dodge his destiny while somehow stumbling into greatness.