I Retired, Why Is There Still So Much Trouble!

Gu Bei thought retirement meant peace and quiet—he was dead wrong. The moment he steps into the city, chaos erupts: his flustered teacher clutching bedsheets, alluring mature women at every corner, innocent lolis with hidden agendas, and tempting uniforms that spell danger. Between awkward morning wake-ups and a parade of beauties vying for his attention, Gu Bei's 'quiet life' turns into a whirlwind of romantic misadventures. Can a retired hero ever catch a break, or is trouble his true calling?