Zhang Yi finished his water, and a bottle of iced black tea immediately appeared in his hand. It was full, even with white foam.
Zhou Peng thought Zhang Yi was about to fall for the bait. He leaned on the door and said, "It's okay, I'm starving right now. We're colleagues, so it's better to let you have it than someone else. Hurry up and open the door!"
Zhang Yi climbed onto a stool to reach the peephole on the door. Then, facing the three people outside, he poured a bottle of hot, fresh iced black tea down.
Zhou Peng and the others were startled by the sudden liquid poured on their heads.
Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining screamed.
"Ah! What is this?!"
"Hey, it's hot water, and it's still steaming!"
Feeling the warm heat, they were happy for a second, but within a second, they smelled the pungent, peculiar odor.
"This... this is urine!!!!"
"Ah!!!!"
Urine rained down, and the two women let out pig-like screams, immediately squatting on the ground and vomiting uncontrollably.
Zhou Peng's eyes turned red with rage. "Bang bang bang!" He pounded on the door.
"Zhang Yi, I @#￥*!%#￥! You goddamn bastard, get out here, I'll kill you!"
But the heavy alloy door remained unmoved. Zhou Peng's hand hurt terribly.
Zhang Yi's hearty laughter came from inside the room.
"How does my urine taste? Is it good to drink?"
"A few brain-dead idiots, trying to trick me. You think you're worthy?"
Zhou Peng and the others immediately realized that Zhang Yi had discovered them.
Shocked and enraged, they cursed at Zhang Yi from outside the door.
Zhou Peng cursed, "Damn it, I shouldn't have wasted my breath talking to you! You just wait, I'll kill you as soon as I get in!"
He stopped pretending and took out a kitchen knife from his clothes, hacking at the door with all his might!
Ordinary doors were made of wood. As long as the lock was broken, the door could be opened.
But Zhang Yi's door was made of integrated alloy, capable of withstanding RPG attacks!
Zhou Peng's knife strike was like hitting a steel plate.
The door didn't budge. The immense recoil force sent the kitchen knife flying back!
The kitchen knife grazed Zhou Peng's head, opening a long gash.
His palm was also bleeding profusely from the shock.
A little biological fact: human skin is more fragile in winter, and the sensation of pain is more intense.
Zhou Peng was utterly terrified. That one strike, if the kitchen knife had been slightly off, would have cut his face directly.
However, his stunned silence was quickly interrupted by intense pain.
"Ahhh!!!!"
Zhou Peng cried out in pain.
Seeing this, the two women, overcome by fear, abandoned Zhou Peng and fled in haste.
Zhang Yi watched everything from inside the room, weighing the pistol in his hand, contemplating whether to go out and shoot each of them.
Not necessarily to kill them, at least to injure them, so that their lives in this Ice Age Apocalypse would be worse than death.
But after a moment of thought, he gave up the idea.
Why?
Because outside were three mad dogs!
Although there was a high probability of injuring them if he opened the door and went out, there was also a 0.1% chance of being killed himself.
Zhang Yi would never joke with his own life!
That's right, he was the King of Cowards!
He was living comfortably, so why act impulsively.
"It doesn't matter, I'll outlast them here. Let's see how many days they can survive in this apocalypse!"
Zhang Yi calmly returned to the sofa and continued playing games.
Zhou Peng, Fang Yuqing, and the others ran back to their homes. Zhou Peng sat on the sofa, trembling all over.
He had narrowly escaped death and was still shaken.
When Fang Yuqing saw the urine dripping onto her sofa, she immediately screamed.
"Ah!! Get away, who let you sit on my sofa!"
Chapter 39: Stink Bomb
Fang Yuqing cherished her sofa and despised Zhou Peng's urine-soaked body.
After all, Zhou Peng was at the door and was soaked the most.
She immediately yelled at Zhou Peng, telling him not to sit on the sofa.
Zhou Peng felt extremely wronged.
He had followed Fang Yuqing's instructions to trouble Zhang Yi.
Now he was soaked in urine, shivering from the cold, and had wounds.
And Fang Yuqing treated him like this!
However, a lapdog is still a lapdog.
Zhou Peng thought to himself that Fang Yuqing had a point.
He hadn't done a good job for Fang Yuqing, and he was dirty. How could he defile his goddess's sofa?
The more Zhou Peng thought about it, the more he felt that being scolded was justified.
He quickly stood up and apologized to Fang Yuqing, "I'm sorry, Yuqing. It's all my fault. Please don't be angry!"
Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining, eager to change their clothes, waved at him, "Get out now, we need to change."
Zhou Peng didn't dare to say anything and quickly left Fang Yuqing's house.
The two women returned to their rooms and quickly changed out of their urine-soaked clothes.
But after changing, they could still smell the pungent odor.
Not only was it on their clothes, but their hair and skin were also stained. It even flowed down their necks and inside.
The weather was so cold that bathing was akin to seeking death; they dared not.
Therefore, they could only endure the disgust.
The plan failed, and they were doused in urine. The two women's hatred for Zhang Yi intensified.
"What do we do? Zhang Yi is too cunning, he's hard to deal with!"
"Damn it, no matter what, I'm going to seize his house!"
"Let's think of a way, I don't believe he doesn't have a weakness!"
While the two women were discussing how to deal with Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi sent Fang Yuqing a message.
"This is urine, next time I'll throw feces on you! (?w?)"
This time, Zhang Yi was blindsided. If he had prepared in advance, he would have definitely used feces to douse them!
Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining turned green. If they were splashed with feces, they would have wished they were dead!
Zhang Yi closed the chat, no longer looking at Fang Yuqing's messages.
Although he had muted message notifications, the count of unread messages was rapidly increasing. He knew it wouldn't be anything good without even looking.
He went to the owner's group chat.
As soon as he entered, he saw a good show.
Ever since her house was taken by Chen Zhenghao, Elder Sister Lin seemed to have a mental problem.
Now she was constantly sending voice messages in the group, demanding that everyone hand over their supplies to her.
"I am the director of our neighborhood committee! Anyone who dares to disobey me will be arrested after the snow melts!"
"Did you hear? Reply to me! You must deliver all the food to my house today!"
But this time, very few people paid attention to her.
More than ten days had passed, and everyone had realized the current state of the world.
The authorities couldn't care for everyone, and Elder Sister Lin's so-called Neighborhood Committee was nothing.
She couldn't scare them, and instead, she was mocked.
"Damn old woman, why don't you just die?"
"You cheated my family out of a box of instant noodles back then, and I haven't settled the score with you yet