I, the Metaphysics Master, Dominate the Elite with Fortune-Telling!

A cultivation grandmaster gets struck by lightning and crash-lands in the 21st century—wrong dimension, wrong era, but all the right skills. Armed with ancient metaphysical powers, she plans to rebuild her sect until reality hits: business licenses, payroll taxes, employee benefits... modern capitalism is scarier than any demon realm. Just as she finally turns a profit, the handsome new King of Hell drops a bombshell—she's inheriting the Underworld. Now the afterlife runs like a corporate empire: Hell's King is a CEO heartthrob, Black and White Impermanence wear designer suits, and reincarnati…