I Grant Personalities to Everything—You Call This Not Cultivating?

Lin Xiao awakens in a brutal world besieged by monsters and alien invaders with one absurd power: he can grant personalities to anything except humans. His cultivation manual? Now it trains itself, evolves techniques, and optimizes meridians while he sleeps. His sword? A 40-meter blade that hunts enemies independently. Even his internal organs develop consciousness, achieving the legendary Five Qi Towards Primordial state without effort. When trash-tier items become sentient powerhouses and his equipment fights battles for him, everyone asks the same question: how is this guy so overpowered wh…