My Phone Has Wi-Fi in the Primordial World!

One careless boast lands Zhou Lan in the Fengshen era—and on everyone's hit list. He gets King Wen killed, earns King Wu's eternal hatred, and makes Jiang Ziya plot his demise. Heaven itself curses him with one year to live. With nothing left to lose, Zhou Lan decides to enjoy his final days touring the primordial world. Guided by the legendary Duobao Daoist, he feasts his way from Meishan to the Dragon Palace, casually annihilates ancient demon lords, and even chops off a leg of the Three-Legged Golden Crow to make cola chicken wings. Armed with a smartphone that somehow connects to the inter…