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Chapter 3

Chapter 3

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"Lori! Are you alright?"
"Brother Zheng! Thank you for saving me! If it weren't for you, that bad man would have..." *Sob, sob, sob...*
Lori sobbed and threw herself into Zheng Zha's arms. With her full attribute points at two hundred, she nearly broke Zheng Zha's spine.
However, this scene caused the genuine Lori, personally created by Zheng Zha, to explode. She charged over, furious, and began pummeling Zheng Zha.
"Ahh!! Zheng Zha! Let her go! She’s a fake!"
"No, Lori, listen to me, let me explain!"
......
Xia Ren quietly retreated, slipping back to the door of his room.
Seeing the two Loris fighting for affection, his face twitched uncontrollably.
"Hahahahaha!"
Unable to hold it in any longer, he burst into laughter and ducked back into his room.
"System! Can I submit the results?"
*Whoosh!* A blue light screen materialized before him.
Yes, Xia Ren was cheating. His system was called the "Infinite Abstract System."
Every time he returned, he could submit an "abstract act." The system would score the act based on various dimensions, and the higher the score, the greater the reward.
"Ding! Submit 'Fake Lori Deceives Real Zheng Zha'?"
"Submit!"
*Whoosh!*
"Ding! Analyzing..."
"In the realm of *Infinite Terror*, your operations surpass all other transmigrators! Plagiarism rate: 0%! You easily accomplished what even Chu Xuan couldn't; Novelty Index: 9 stars!"
"Your operation shocked everyone. Aside from the emotionless Chu Xuan, everyone else is likely in awe of you; Shock Index: 7 stars!"
"Your behavior is chilling; you stopped the brains of the entire team for a full minute. Zhang Jie and Li Xiaoyi are both terrified, fearing you might clone their wives; Brain-Dead Index: 6 stars!"
"Your behavior is extremely absurd, bringing laughter to an *Infinite* world constantly strained by life-and-death crises; Absurdity Index: 8 stars!"
"Extra points: Your operations were tightly interlocked; the detail of the male Lori was truly a stroke of genius. Even the King of Abstraction would have to praise your work! Extra points: 5 stars!"
"Extra points: Novice bonus of 5 stars! Effective for a total of three times."
"The Lori you created is an adult, and you generously returned her to Zheng Zha, fully complying with 'public order and good morals.' No penalties incurred!"
"You have earned: 39 stars!"
"Heehee, haha, heh heh heh..."
Inside the room, Xia Ren’s laughter echoed endlessly.
39 stars!
He was rich!
"Open the shop!"
*Whoosh!*
The blue interface switched from the evaluation to the shop. There were only five types of items available:
S-rank Lottery: 81 stars. A-rank Lottery: 27 stars. B-rank Lottery: 9 stars. C-rank Lottery: 3 stars. D-rank Lottery: 1 star.
According to the system's introduction, abilities gained through the lottery were priced similarly to God’s, but their power matched the original source material. Better yet, abilities gained through the system were not factored into God’s evaluations!
"Heh heh heh... Trade me one A-rank, one B-rank, and one C-rank lottery!"
"Exchange successful. Launch lottery?"
"Wait a second."
Xia Ren lit some incense, bathed, and after praying to the gods and ghosts of all directions, shouted:
"Lottery! Activate!"
"Ding! Obtained A-rank ability: [Mangekyō Sharingan] (Choice available)."
"Ding! Obtained B-rank ability: [Devil Fruit - Optimized Version] (Choice available)."
"Ding! Obtained C-rank item: [Asauchi]."
Xia Ren: "..."
*What the hell?* Three abilities, and they were all bottom-tier trash. And of course, he got one from each of the "Big Three" series! Unbelievable.
......
"Whatever. It’s still an A-rank ability. Using it to crush *Resident Evil 1* is like using a sledgehammer to kill a fly."
"System, install the Mangekyō!"
"Ding! Please select your Sharingan ability."
"Select? Can I choose Double Kamui?" Xia Ren asked tentatively.
"Confirm selection of Kamui for the Sharingan ability?"
"Holy cow! Daddy! You are my real daddy! Select! Double Kamui it is!"
*Whoosh!*
Xia Ren's eyes changed, shifting from ordinary eyes to single tomoe, double tomoe, triple tomoe, and finally, the Mangekyō.
A system-granted Mangekyō! It even came with the standard Tomoe Sharingan!
"Conscientious! You are so damn conscientious!"
Xia Ren was deeply moved. Compared to God, the system's exchanges were incredibly generous.
"System, for the Devil Fruit, can I choose 'that one'?"
"You cannot choose 'that one'; you can only choose fruits that appeared in the original work."
"I... I meant the Nika fruit."
"That is acceptable."
"Six."
After selecting the Nika fruit, a purple, spiral-patterned Devil Fruit fell into his hand. He swallowed it in one bite, gaining rubber-like properties.
Nika Gear 5 was certainly powerful, but it required development—it was a standard growth-type trap. Still, the increase in survivability provided by the rubberization was real. The future was bright, undeniably bright.
As for the last item—the [Asauchi].
It was trash among trash. Even after scouring God’s C-rank exchange list, it would be hard to find anything worse than that.
......
"Forget it. With Mangekyō Kamui, my strength is already sufficient. If I exchange for an Uchiha physique later to reduce the chakra drain, that’ll be perfect."
After briefly adapting to his new abilities and attribute increases, he went out to find God to make his exchanges.
The plaza was empty. He wondered if Zheng Zha had discovered Lori’s gender yet.
Xia Ren communicated with God.
"List my side quests and reward points."
"Reward points: 4000; C-rank side quest * 2."
These were earned from saving a few NPCs in *Resident Evil 1*.
Xia Ren sighed. For the China Team, *Resident Evil 1* should have yielded at least two C-ranks per person. That was a difficulty level for seven people! Such an easy script was rare in the entire history of the reincarnation cycle. If only Zhang Jie had been a normal person...
Even a guy like him—cowardly and constantly looking for cheats and shortcuts—had managed to get two C-ranks just by using his head. Not to mention the others.
What a wasted opportunity.
"God, list Naruto-related enhancements, from low to high."
*Whoosh!*

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