Invincible Trio: 10,000 Years of Professional Heists

Three oddball cultivators and their sky-devouring hamster have been robbing their way through the immortal realms for ten millennia—and they're just getting started. The leader's commands warp reality but never quite work as intended. The muscle can shatter mountains with a punch but only cares about the next meal. The third member? A motormouth who won't shut up. Together, they're the cultivation world's most feared bandits, leaving behind bewildered victims and empty treasure vaults. When everyone demands to know their true identity, the trio just shrugs: "We're professional robbery enthusia…