Thanks for the Invite: Rewriting Reality on the Astral Express

What happens when a shameless fabricator boards the Astral Express? Stellar Cores become toilet warp drives, strawberry milkshakes poison Aeons, and salary cards mysteriously vanish. The problem? None of it actually happened—it's all elaborate fiction logged as official Trailblaze records! While Dan Heng insists reality is harsh and Paths are lies, our protagonist gleefully rewrites history one outrageous tale at a time. Future Nameless will read these logs as gospel truth. The Doomsday Beast reduced to pulp? Akivili rejecting Emanators daily? All fabricated… or is it?