Jujutsu Kaisen: Wait, I Didn't Get the Strategy Guide?!

Dropped into the Jujutsu Kaisen world without a script, our protagonist becomes the ultimate heartthrob—catching the eye of every powerful sorcerer in sight. A thousand years ago, Sukuna vowed to hunt down a certain 'little con artist.' A thousand years later? He's redefining what 'tearing apart' means. Meanwhile, young Gojo spirals from 'Am I broken?' to 'I'm definitely broken'—and Geto's response? 'Stop apologizing and get in here.' No fixed pairings, maximum chaos, and zero adherence to canon logic. If you're here for predictable romance or mainstream ships, turn back now. This is unhinged,…