Konoha Retirement Home: Everyone's Mastered the Death Escape Jutsu?!

Transmigrated into the ninja world a thousand years before Naruto's birth, Natsume Tsukimi receives an absurd system: eternal life and one chakra point per day. His mission? Rewrite the regrets of legendary shinobi for incredible rewards. What if the Nine-Tails trained Hashirama and Madara? What if Uchiha Madara became the First Hokage? As Natsume orchestrates a millennium-spanning plan, he transforms tragic destinies into triumph—turning Konoha's greatest heroes into his retirement home residents who've all somehow mastered the art of faking their own deaths!