Konoha: The Thirty-Year-Old Uchiha Who Can't Be Bothered

When a system tries to activate on his thirtieth birthday, Uchiha Gin wants nothing to do with it. His refusal triggers an unexpected glitch: he's now stuck at age thirty forever. In the second year of Konoha's founding, this perpetually unmotivated Uchiha watches his cousin Madara prepare to abandon the village. While others try to change Madara's mind, Gin just shoves a storage scroll into his hands and waves goodbye. Years later, after capturing the Nine-Tails, Madara finally opens that parting gift—only to find a fortune in gold bricks and mysterious ninja tools. As decades pass and the Fo…