Xiao Chuan, Please Kill Me!

Liu Xiaochuan was the world's favorite punching bag—until nine immortal guardians chose him as their protégé. Now armed with divine protection and newfound confidence, this former fool is ready to flip the script on everyone who wronged him. Watch as he conquers the modern world one audacious move at a time, turning humiliation into triumph and living life on his own outrageous terms.