Xiao Sese was the first to finish her meal, finishing it off in a flurry of activity. With her pinky finger picking at a shred of meat stuck between her teeth, she began scrolling through Weibo.
[Xiao Sese V: Renaming myself to "A Chamber Pot of Rice Isn't Afraid of Choking"]
[A Chamber Pot of Rice Isn't Afraid of Choking:
(Appears holding a rose in her mouth) Good afternoon, my treasures! I wonder if you are willing to... (gets poked in the mouth by the thorns) (exits in a hurry)
(Returns) (Swirls a glass of red wine) Good afternoon, my treasures, I wonder if you are willing to... (takes a sip, but there’s a hole in the wine glass, spilling it all over herself) (exits in a hurry) (Returns again) (Drags a trash bag) Any damn haters want to have a verbal spar to liven things up? (Coughs)]
Chapter 16