Living Soul in the Underworld: My Part-Time Job Ruling Hell

What if the afterlife's top sales rep was… alive? Black and White Impermanence brew my tea. Ox-Head and Horse-Face bow at my feet. The Ten Kings of Hell roll out the red carpet, and the Five Ghost Emperors can't stop grinning when I walk by. I'm the Underworld's MVP—they call me the sales champion. But here's the kicker: champions dominate everywhere, even in Hell. My street name? One Knife, One Dog. My title? Barely Victorious True Lord. I only beat every ghost by a hair's breadth, so don't get too excited. My eyes see no distractions—only quarterly targets and commission bonuses.