Love Brain Attack, But the Master Says I Can't Marry

Three years of living in reverse—doctors baffled, prayers ignored, nights drowned in alcohol. Then a mysterious master reveals the truth: I'm pure yin, born in the northernmost shadow, thriving only in darkness. My childhood was plagued by disasters until school brought yang energy to balance me. Now that protection is gone, and I haven't slept peacefully since. But here's the twist—a talking vine explains it all. If that sounds absurd, try waking up a hundred miles away with zero memory of how you got there. "You saved my life when you were young," the vine says. "It was an accident, but I ow…