Madam, Please Stop, I Already Have Tsunade

Also known as Uchiha Uzumaki: I really have zero interest in becoming Hokage. Seriously. My happiest days were when I was a jonin team leader—broke, but happy. Back then, I was at my peak, creating my own bloodline limit, Shadow Release, becoming the only ninja in Konoha with dual bloodlines. Young and famous, backed by the Uchiha clan, rich and handsome, I successfully wooed Tsunade and made her my girlfriend. All that beauty came to a screeching halt the moment I awakened my Mangekyo Sharingan. Uchiha Uzumaki traverses into the Naruto world. It's the tail end of the First Great Ninja War. Wi…