Marvel: Oh No, I'm Surrounded by Dad Avengers!

Lin Fang thought finding a crashed alien spaceship on his Kansas farm was a dream come true—until the system revealed the baby inside wasn't Superman, but Homelander. Now, years later, spaceships keep falling from the sky, each delivering another superpowered "son" with daddy issues. From psychotic supes to world-ending threats, Lin Fang must navigate fatherhood in a world where his adopted children could either save humanity or destroy it. Can one ordinary farmer survive being the reluctant dad to the most dangerous beings in the multiverse?