Miss Sword Immortal, You're Blocking My Delivery

The once-feared Demon Emperor Xiao Ye has fallen far—now he's racing against the clock delivering takeout in the modern world. After fleeing through a teleportation array to escape righteous cultivators, he's traded cosmic power for customer ratings and traffic jams. Just when he thinks life can't get more absurd, his nemesis appears: the genius Sword Immortal who ruined everything, now equally lost in this strange new realm. One slice of her sword vaporizes his rented scooter and the night's deliveries. As she stands there in flowing white robes, completely baffled by smartphones and traffic…