My Achievement System Is Seriously Broken

What if every ridiculous childhood fantasy you ever had suddenly became real? At six, you stuck your hands in a rice bin pretending to train Iron Palm like a kung fu hero—now you've actually unlocked the skill. At seven, you greeted the new kid first and felt like a social champion—now you've gained a charisma boost. At eight, you recognized your parents' footsteps and thought you had superhuman hearing—now you do. When a glitched achievement system turns every childish delusion into tangible power, an ordinary kid's life transforms into an absurd adventure where imagination literally rewrites…