My Disciples Want Me Dead Every Day

Li Changfeng wakes up in a cultivation world with zero spiritual veins—basically a mortal among immortals. The twist? He's somehow the revered master of five terrifyingly powerful disciples who rule the continent. His sword disciple brags he's an unmatched Sword God. His alchemist swears he can resurrect the dead with a single pill. His war disciple claims one strike from him shatters continents. Meanwhile, Li Changfeng is just trying not to get exposed as a complete fraud. Every time his disciples 'honor' him by picking fights with ancient sects and demon lords, his life expectancy drops. Sur…