I Run an Asylum for Fallen Immortals

Beyond Dragon City's walls lies the Forget River Courtyard—a forbidden sanctuary where legends go to die. The Sword Saint who gouged out his eyes chasing divine truth. The Gu Immortal who speaks only to insects, devoured by his own poison. The fortune teller who calculated every thread of fate and lost his mind. They're all my patients. My collection. For three hundred years, I've been the keeper of cultivation's greatest failures, the broken gods who couldn't handle the return of spiritual energy. Then the Special Affairs Bureau kicks down my door, and their lead investigator makes a fatal mi…